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An Emerd is a mix between an emo and a nerd. They are extremely talkitive and males are usually gay. Some of their traits are:
1. Love of black
2. Love of nerd hobbies
3. Fear of happiness
4. Unrelenting fits of depression
5. Fear of never having a love interest
6. Wearing of glasses/sunglasses with pink rims/lenses
7. Obsession with having [every] single thing scheduled in their PDA or other type of nerdy planner
8. [Psychological] issues usually doing with egomaniacism,   and stalking of women way out of their league

The most popular hairstyle is two to three inches long in back, and swoops down to chin-length in front. Second most popular is the Sunday-School-Sam-Style. Both usually have a dark base color with lighter and usually unnatural colored specks. Combinatiaons are as the following:

black/lime green
black/engine red
black/lemmon yellow
black/hot pink

grey/lime green
grey/engine red
grey/lemmon yellow
grey/hot pink

brown/lime green
brown/engine red
brown/lemmon yellow
brown/hot pink

Emerds are nice friends to have, if you find a slightly less talkative one. They are always concerned with your health and make good study buddies. How ever, they can be a massive endangerement to you sanity if they dislike you. They will use every word in their slow-growing [vocabulary], [particularly] the word prep, and will drive you to the brink of insanity and sometimes beyond, as well as [screaming the lyrics] of his/her favorite emo song at you. However, if you are friends with one, it would be advised to keep emerds away from each other. In short it could result in an appocalyptic [catastrophe]. I just wouldn't be near them.

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