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The unsightly bulge created in the crotchal area when a man's pants are far too tight. The moose knuckle is [particularly] evident in middle-aged men in suit pants or Wranglers. If your friend says something about someone having a [mooseknuckle], don't judge them for looking at an older man's crotch. It's like a bad car accident. [You don't want] to see what happened, but you can't pull your eyes away.
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