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Garment generally worn by psychedelic voyagers whilst tripping the hyperreal spaceways of untime. Provide complete protection against all common dangers such journeys frequently involve; house music, bad energy dragging you down, [politicians], [psychedelic love] juice, bad trips, alien death rays, and [Jeremy Beadle]. The only force LOUD enough to break down the psy-pants' defensive barrier is techno and even then it must be excessively filthy and sustained continuously for several days to have any noticable effect. Psy-pants are hard to spot since they employ a holographic emitter which makes them look like moth-eaten old corduroy. They can be purchased from any reputable druid, UV glow stall, or head shop, and need no batteries since they are powered by cosmic energy.
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