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Kongenesis 1:1 In the beginning, the great and mighty Kong laid down the standards for today. With his mighty and [incredible] phallus, he was easily able to subdue [every single] member of the female species within less than a year. And, behold, the world saw that this Kong was not a mere mortal, but a God [amongst men], and so he was worshiped by all men, and his phallus was worshiped by all women.
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