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1) A homemade drink invented, naturally, through a drunk mistake by annoying dumbass rich little Caucasian boys [taking a break] from being gay on ecstasy in, of all places, that godforbidden fake brick covered taint of the universe and true home of Flanders, Edmond, Oklahoma. Nig nog's recipe consists of six parts standard egg nog to one part [chocolate syrup]. Tastes like the exact opposite of haterade, which is bitter and somehow kind of empty. Does not contain malt liquor.
2) The best holiday beverage ever created; sadly it was made first by rich racist cracker assholes who ironically still have the fanciest whips in town, just like their slave-owner great-great-grandfathers, even though slavery is illegal; nig-nog is positively tits with a splash or three of Hennessey or other fine cognac. Add vodka for an ersatz White Russian that will kick your ass. Drink at Kwanzaa, Christmas, or because it's Friday, whenever you can. If you're a honky, you'd better call it "chocolate egg-nog" around [black people] or you will probably die soon.
3) Sweet female ejaculate sometimes produced by glands inside the vagina of a black woman when she has an exceptionally powerful orgasm. Most easily produced through gentle, slow [cunnilingus] with careful probing use of fingers. It is delicious, has a heavy musky taste that is awesome and is clinically proven to make Don Imus very horny and happy. Perhaps he will find a new job involving this somehow as his only [alternative] is cleaning the toilets at the residence of Howard Stern.

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