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The bearmonkey is a euphemism for a hangover. One usually receives a visit from the bearmonkey after a long night of drinking way too much alcohol. The bearmonkey is a creature that sneaks into your room at night and slaps you around, fucks up your hair, presses on your eyeballs, shits [in your mouth] and steals all of your money. The day after a visit from the bearmonkey, one usually has [bloodshot eyes], feels like crap and looks like crap, has terrible dry mouth, [stinky breath] and can't figure out where all the money in his wallet went.
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