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Melbourne; home, epicentre, ground-zero and dead-end of Australia's 'national' sport, [Australian Rules] "Football" for twenty odd weeks of the year. (nb. Aussie rules is actually quite popular in Adelaide, Australia's second-largest underground town, and also in Perth, where the only [alternative] is [professional] drink-driving.) Fortunately, Melbourne also has the highest-grade quality heroin available in the free world, rendering even the most soul-sucking, mind numbing AFL season relatively ease to cope with. Melbourne's heroin quality is second only to the quality of it's water.
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