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You pick up a girl at a bar and are lucky enough to take her home. You are however [embarrassed] by the small size of your penis and promptly switch the light off when things get funky [in the bedroom]. When you are about to have sex you reach for a dildo and proceed to pleasure the girl with it like it is your own penis. The girl is none the wiser and afterward thinks you have both stamina and a [large wang].
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