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A married woman, 30 and up, who neglects her children and dedicates her life to finding the latest and greatest pictures of her fave QB, Ben Roetlisberger. She spends her days and evening attached to her mouse [surfing the web] for these pictures and posting in the forum on Ben's official site. Her husband and children are all disgusted with her and believe that she needs [professional help]. [Unfortunately], the wanna be MILF is caught up in her fantasy world and truely believes that Ben will be hers someday so their efforts prove fruitless. The wanna MILF continues to post "Ben is HOT" threads and talk about his pickle 24/7.
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