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A 35 year old man addicted to Everquest. This man believes blowjobs only happen in porn flicks, falls asleep standing up, plays everquest 12+ hours a day, pretends to be a female while playing one of his [online games]. He spends much of his time meditating [on the toilet] in hopes of achieving time travel. His hands are strong enough to tear an apple in half due to many many days of furious [masturbation] to hentai porn.
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