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Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very". 1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss". 2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today". 3. To be caught committing an [inappropriate] or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants" 4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone" 5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic). 6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of [circumstances], or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. " Oliver: "Oh, goosed". 7. To play a [practical joke] on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
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