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Longevimonetaphobia (Lon’-je-vi-mon’-e-ta-pho’-bia) From the [three words] longevity, monetary and Phobia. The deathly fear of living longer than one’s supply of money. A condition often developed by elders soon after retiring and exacerbated by [inflation], taxes, and failed pension funds. Longevimonetaphobia much more [frequently] shows up disguised as alimony in divorce settlements.
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