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Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person. Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob) Step 3 jerk off and [blow a load] on to the [pile of shit]. These steps will result with a rusty looking [shit mound] on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.
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