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Wine Guy ~ A horny, [middle aged], divorced, wine importing, BMW drivin, botox shootin, poser who played the clarinet as an [adolescent]. He is adept at the use of wine adjectives such as robust, soft, with abundant red fruit and lashings of rose pepper enveloped by with a [chocolatey] oak aroma that adds a creaminess to the lifted finish. You know standard B S that most women go Ga Ga over. He is such a poser and just wants to get in my girl friends pants.
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