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One who participates in events called "Triathlons". Triathlon's often involve swimming, biking and running. The sport also includes spending lots of money on bike equipment and early morning puke sessions in the pool. Most triathlete's could be classified as homosexual as they wear speedo's and shave their bodies (shaving genitals is optional but [recommended]). It has been suggested that most triathlete's have a [sexual attraction] to [David Hasselhoff] and prefer prostate massages.
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