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Short animals who give off [the illusion] of height. The Kalmoose,referred to as Kalmeece when found in clusters, can be [distinguished] by its frontal hair flip (which even a buzz cut cannot hide) and its extremely high IQ. The Kalmoose can often be spotted [wearing white] adidas basketball sneakers. One is said to inhabit the 2nd table from the window at stellas pizzeria on odd days, 7th period.
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