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A red pulsating bellend. Achieved by squeezing [the penis] until the bellend becomes swollen, and resembles a beating heart. The name was invented by Don Vliet, also known as "[Captain Beefheart]", a 60's [performance artist]. He would often flash the glans of his penis and declare, "Ahh, what a beauty. It looks just like a big, fine beef heart."
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