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When a guy wakes up [in the middle of the night], with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to [go back to sleep] (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it). The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, [ejaculate], and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
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