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The foreskin prepuce is a retractable fold of skin that covers the bell end (glans) and PROTECTS it when the penis is not erect. Almost all mammals have foreskins.

Often viewed as ugly or unhygienic by [circumcised] men who somehow think a dry pink helmet is more attractive than a sheathed member, or uneducated american women who clearly have never heard of a daily hygiene regime ie washing.

Also attacked by religious peoples who overlook the fact that a) man was created in Gods image, which if taken to mean the physical form would strongly indicate God has a foreskin.... Is He unhygienic too?
b) If 'intelligent design' is an answer to darwinism is that a suggestion that God or other creator is a crap inventor when it comes to sexual organ engineering?

"wow how fortunate; my nice clean bell end is covered with a foreskin which not only protects it but is also thought to increase [sexual pleasure] for both partners by acting as a natural gliding stimulator of the vaginal walls during intercourse, increasing a woman's overall [clitoral stimulation]; arent I a lucky duck?"

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