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Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely [intoxicated] person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-on, and they cannot [drop the kids off]. In other words, the poor individual is unable to blow their load and continues to rub to complete chaffage. Its a [double edged] sword; it feels great for a while, until it hurts (extreme ball hurt).
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