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1. A man's beard consisting of the softest, fluffiest and whitest human hairs imaginable. Usually found on an elderly man's chin. Softer than a hamster. Requires of you to feel the hairs in a friendly way. In fantasy settings usually only Wizards have these types of beards, hence the name. [Chinese people] can grow these kinds of beards too, although the chin hairs grow 256x faster than the cheeks or sideburns. Incredibly rare in Atheist and to a lesser extent rare in [Christian parts] of the world. Other religions are more beard-friendly resulting in a greater chance of finding a man with a wizard's beard. 2. Can also refer to an incredibly bushy amount of pubic hairs. You can also find [crotch crickets] here on occasion.
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