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someone who acts so stupid it makes [the person] who is with them feel so cripilingly disabled they can barely walk because of the sheer velocity of the action caused by someone being very dumb . when calling someone a ploff it is usualy very reserved and not used [willy nilly] . its intended to be used at the exact moment of inpact of [the person] being stupid followed by some retarded noises and a bent walk with a bent left arm and wrist and a screwed up face followed by some more retarded orgasems.
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