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zombie defense initiative (ZDI)  Just what is the ZDI? We're a group of like minded individuals who realise the dangers presented by reanimated corpses. We enjoy classic and modern zombie movies and literature, and we have lengthly conversations that start with two questions: What if, and What Would I do?   Fact: 99.9997% of all college students are unprepared for a large scale zombie disaster Fact: No federal funding is allocated towards a specialized zombie defense program Fact: Preparation is the only provenly effective weapon against the undead  Can you honestly say you're ready for a zombie attack?  Learn the truth about decapitation, the effectiveness of fire, and the importance of a well thought out plan.  Join up with ZDI and form a local chapter. Figure out defense plans and evacuation routes from your dormitory. Assemble a crack team and start training. Study the ways of Bruce Campbell. Its not a question of if they'll rise. Its a question of when.  The Zombie Defense Initiative now has chapters at the following insitutions of higher learning: ZDI-Boston University ZDI-University Wisconsin-Madison ZDI-Colby ZDI-Fairfield University ZDI-Central Connecticut State University ZDI-State University of New York Potsdam ZDI-State University of New York Binghamton ZDI-Johns Hopkins University ZDI-University of Pittsburgh ZDI-Northeastern University ZDI-Albion ZDI-Wagner ZDI-Michigan State ZDI-SUNY Albany ZDI-Temple ZDI-Hobart & William Smith ZDI-UMaine (Farmington) ZDI-UWisconsin (Eau Claire) ZDI-Acadia  yo that dude got cut cause he ain't part of the Zombie Defense Initiative (ZDI).

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