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Battle-Jesus is the modernized savior from old. This version of Jesus tots a handgun, and tots an Uzi. Instead of the peaceful all-loving savior we are used to knowing, Battle-Jesus faces you with fire and brimestone. Destroying [the sinners], and cleansing [the world] of all evil. This meaning that only hippies will be left, because they just sit around and smoke dope, and love the trees. And the bible aint saying nothin bout tree-sex. Though, there have been, [of course], varied versions of Battle-Jesus made throughout the course of history. Most notabley, a GI Joe Jesus figure.
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