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The act of [jerking off] in one's own hand while their [girlfriend] sleeps, then being careful not to wake her, rolling over and stright-arming her, plastering her right in the forhead as if she were a peice of airmail. The most common response is one of complete [shock and awe], or just: "You've got to be fucking kidding me.
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