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A filthy flea infested yet somehow comforting little animal that a recently rejected deflected & never was respected boyfriend has to turn to for affection amidst thoughts of suicide after losing his girlfriend. Sometimes this animal will stroke the [cock and balls] in a soothing manner as to relive tension and stress, But beware that it may also (like a girlfriend) turn against you,lashing out with violent blows nibbling and chewing on the [cock and balls]. Normally if you treat this animal with respect & dignity,it will provide you with many nights of pleasure and possibly cook you [breakfast in the morning] consisting of twigs,berries and acorns.
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