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A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat [attractive], and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. [The mountain] lion's [natural habitat] is at bars. I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab! I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.
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