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The god standard for men. Often used to compare other men to. Is said to exist only in the lust-filled [imagination] of women everywhere.  
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A kirby is a master of the sexual arts and is an amazing lover.  Often citing his 36 orgasm minimum rule, the women who are lucky enough to be with a kirby are always allowed to miss work for a few days of bed-rest from sheer exhaustion.
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It is said that a kirby can also make a woman orgasm by merely thinking about her.  This is true of course, but he rarely ever does this since the orgasm is often so violent as to cause what people today call 'earthquakes'.   
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His sense of humor is [incredible].  In fact instead of [breaking up] with a woman and condemning her to a hellish life without him, a kirby will often make her orgasm while making her laugh.  This combination is very lethal.  It makes him sad to see her go, but at least she died happy (and satisfied).
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A kirby's [intelligence] knows no bounds.  He knows pretty much everything, and if he doesn't know something he makes it up, but he knows how to bend space and time to make that which he made up true.

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