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Roguer: Rogue Boner. The kind of poorly timed erection that pops up for absolutely no reason in the most awkward social situations, such as: [English Class] Family Christmas Gatherings Funerals They are [particularly] bad if one is [wearing sweatpants] or shorts. Although there is no known cure, there are some things that can help. These include: 1)Wearing a billowy sweater 2)Putting on a heavy backpack and leaning forward under the weight and saying "Oooh! What a heavy backpack!" (saying that will make everyone think it's normal) 3)Sitting down at a table or covered desk and thinking of outrageously ugly people 4)Holding something in front (only works if it's somewhat sideways)
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