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Wake Up Boner. Also referred to as [morning wood], woody or simply a boner, this unique brand of wood rises [with the sun] or at least rises to greet the sun. It is the [unfortunate] person who awakes to a wub alone. Although Ms Michigan is an excellent wub rubber outer...it is the fortunate son that wakes up with a wub and a wub rubber next to them (also known as a wenchlet) who is an expert at working the knots out.
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