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The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy [motherfucker], specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will [fuck you up] so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a [colostomy bag] (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).
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