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A person who is addicted to mature/vintage/oldschool porn. That is porn of the saggy and grey pubed variety. Each man to his own, but when found on his/her computer they do nothing to cover it up, in fact telling the audience what picture is coming up next on the slideshow, he/she admits that is [wrong] and tries to blame [the internet], but still knows exactly whats on there and still does not [delete it]. The grannyrider term originates after Top Gun callsigns, when choosing who we each were in the movie, said [granny porn] lover, wanted to be Iceman, to which the reply was "Negative Grannyrider, the pattern is full", sypmtoms of being a grannyrider include smackeye, lack of friends and general abuse from the public. There is no cure of Grannyrider, once dubbed a Grannyrider, that name will stick with them forever, the Grannyrider will lose all other nicknames as this one takes priority.
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