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A name for someone whose first name is Matt and last name begins with a "J". Mattyjs have sex with thier bosses often. Mattyjs are usually short little men with [brown hair] and blue eyes. Mattyjs are from Vermont or [New Hampshire] and their penises are generally quite small. Also, Mattyj's have dry little nubbins for fingers and often times chafe easily [because of this].
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