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A state of being induced by consumption of mass quantities of Majorska Vodka. Consists of serious delusions of sobriety, where one thinks and feels as though they are completely sober, to go as far even as feeling a sort of "divine" sobriety, which allows them better [understanding] of situations and "the way things are." In reality, to any [third party] observer, the "Jorsked" one appears too hammered to even be walking. Upon pointing this out, however, one will quickly face retaliation from the Jorsked beast. The aforementioned brand, and only the aforementioned brand (and it's [triple crown]) is known to induce this mystical, almost unreal, state of being.
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