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The UK postal system is, like just about [everything] else in the UK after the socialist/communist/annarchist revolution here (not to mention the privatisation of the postal system courtesy of some money-minded old Tory crook), the [laughing stock] of the world.  Important parcels and letters frequently go missing.  I must have lost thousands of pounds worth of goods [in the post] in the last seven years, and it's not really surprising given that the postal workers of today don't seem to care a fig about their customers.  Last year, for example, I was out when a parcel was delivered, so the parcel was returned to the depot.  But, instead of making a record of it, the postman involved had simply thrown it in some storage warehouse and nobody knew where it was.  It was only through [persistence] that it didn't join the other items which seem to be gone forever.  Whilst I was in the depot, there was a woman complaining about a postman who'd forced a parcel of hers through her letterbox and, as a result, the contents of it (photos) had all been bent [out of shape].  I'm forever getting complaints from irate people who've never received the cheques I've sent.  One of my Dad's friends [used] to be a postal worker and apparently, when the sacks of letters are emptied, there's always a few left behind which are disregarded.  Smaller post offices are constantly being closed as centralisation takes over.   You might as well just put your letter in a bottle and throw it in the nearest river.

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