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Short for synapse lapse. In a phone call or voice-mail from the Ding, the lapse in time between "Hello" and the point at which the actual message begins. A synlapse is signalled by a drawn-out um. The length of a synlapse depends on [the complexity] of the message, which determines how long it will take the Ding's electron-size brain to fit the [information] together coherently enough to convey it. The average length of a synlapse is 45 seconds, during which boredom-induced drooling may commence in the [unfortunate] recipient of the voice-mail.
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