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One who sits [on the couch] all Sunday long watching his [fantasy football] stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, [big screen TV] and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.
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