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Fucked Up Vehicle...

Well Sort Of.

It is a Fucked Up Vehicle, because it pollutes the [environment], which causes an unlistable number of problems.

It is a Fucked Up Vehicle because every time some dumb bitch or bastard drives one, a child in Iraq dies (and sometimes even one in the U.S. due to decreased air quality).

It's a Fucked Up Vehicle, because it not only is dangerous to passenger cars, it is a more dangerous vehicle even for the occupants of the FUV than a passenger car.

It's a Fucked Up Vehicle, because it causes animals to die and nature to be destroyed due to having to dig up more nature to get more oil.

It's a Fucked Up Vehicle, because it causes ALL our taxes to be higher due to damage to roads from the weight of the FUVs.

It's Not a Fucked Up Vehicle, because when all the ladies see your FUV and realize how small your penis is, you won't be [getting any].

It's Not a Fucked Up Vehicle, because when all the guys see your FUV and realize that you are an evil [disgusting] witch with warts like Ann Coulter, you won't be [getting any].

Often driven by the following terrorists, idiots, small dicked loosers, stupid idiots who go off-road because they loose control of their vehicles while talking on their cell phones, and by armchair activists who think that if you put a [bumper sticker] of your SUV than you are an activist.

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