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An extreme power blumpkin utilizing the [chemical reaction] of Mentos and Diet Coke. [Ingredients]: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female [participant] Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and KY jelly optional) Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!! Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin. Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions that will ensue.) Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda and fecal matter.
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