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n) The resulting rash left between the tops of one's thighs after a prolonged hump (hike). Legs rubbing together, with the addition of an abrasive such as denim or a similar heavy fabric, removes the top layer or two of skin leaving a red, uneven, and sensitive hump rash. Not always noticed during said hump (due to adrenaline) but becomes immediately obvious once you step into a hot shower. Can be prevented by wearing [compression shorts] (Spandex) in the place of your standard undergarments (boxers or briefs). The difference between a hike and a hump is that a hump involves carrying gear. One can hike with a day pack, a [water bottle] and a camera. One humps when they are carrying items of greater density such as tents, field rations, ammunition for the mortar and a [rocket launcher] used for destroying enemy tanks.
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