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The Pirate is when you take someone from behind and right when you're [getting ready] to [blow your load] you tell them, but instead of actually cumming you spit on their back and naturally they turn around to look, just then you shoot your actual load in their eye in which they grasp and cover it up with one hand afterward. As they [stand up to] ask you what that was all about you kick them in the shin. Now they're hobbling with one eye covered, hence the pirate.
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