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(n.) An extrordinarily creepy old man who at first glace seems completely harmless, but minutes into a [conversation] it is easy to realize that he is whacked out of his gourd. Telltale signs include talking about past [relationships] which he would "break his kneecaps" to have back; talking about obscure areas of science that have to do with energy transfer and telling [everything] about a person by their microfacial movements; and especially speaking in a language that they have themselves made up and asking if you recognize what they are saying.
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