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A KlingleHoffer is a special device used by old people. With [Arthritis] [senior citizens] cannot wipe there butt after they squeeze a turd. So the KlingleHoffer is a little robot that climbs in the [toilet bowl] and helps clean you. You can purchase a KlingleHoffer at any pharmacy. You can buy them shaped as a Mouse, Dragon or a Stapler.
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