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The religion 'a' was formed by a group of moronic 12 year olds in the year 2003. [Followers] worship the letter 'a' and think that God is the image of giant smiling letter a with pigtails and a crown. The [followers] are led by the 'Pope of a,' who is a mystical figure, suspected to have died of a ruptured spleen in late 2005. The paramilitary wing of the religion (the crusaders of cheerfulness) is led by Sergeant Smiley, one of the world's most wanted criminals. Despite [not having any] bodily features aside from a large round hairless face, he has killed over 2000 supporters of the rivalling religion b, with the help of his comrades.
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