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[White people] who, throughout history, have taken over the world and severely fucked up anyone who got in their path. 
 
Crackers have saved numerous minority cultures from slavery and death at the hands of rogue States yet have asked for nothing in return.

Today, crackers still dominate the world and make up the majority of lawyers, judges, [politicians], police, soldiers and other positions of power.

Crackers are despised for their ambition, strength, [intelligence] and strangely, their kindness. Even today Crackers still front the bill for the millions on welfare who strangely complain that the Crackers are the ones paying their bills.

Crackers are mistakenly described as being weak, dorky, dumb, stupid, etc. The fact is that crackers simply remain the dormant, dominant race who haven't been tested in a long time. In the meantime certain minority classes, [particularly] niggers, have developed their own absurd cultures which they mistakenly believe dominate the culture of Crackers. However, Crackers are too busy living the high life to even bother rebutting the Niggers' culture, which is so self-evidently absurd that no comment is needed.

The hilarious irony of the word "Cracker" is that it isn't offensive to [white people]. This stems from [common sense] - who would be offended at being referred to as the most powerful race on Earth?

In summary, Crackers dominate sports, academia, business, the world. Crackers are proud of their heritage, although it may not seem it at times. When you are as successful a race as Crackers are, nothing much really needs to be said.

People who aren't Crackers, wish they were Crackers. This, too, is self-evident in the number of people who have made it from whatever shithole they came from to be living it up in some mansion with all the hallmarks of a Cracker lifestyle.

[Realistically], there's no reason you wouldn't want to be a Cracker. If you deny wanting to be a Cracker, you deny the best parts of life.

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