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A shitacular store that tries to be the "[Wal-Mart] that never was", ie. "GREAT PRICES FOR GREAT FASHIONS".  In other words 6 year old kids in Sri Lanka make ugly sweaters, then Target buys them for 10 cents and goes ahead and sells it under *insert famous clothing designer here* for $40.

Working there is HELL, you are forced to wear red shirts and khaki pants or skirts, call customers "guests" ([if you don't] you get written up), and every morning there are "huddles" (a stupid cutesy name for the word "boring meeting") where you stand around and they tell you "[YESTERDAY] WE MADE 100,000 DOLLARS AHAHAHA AND YOU'RE ONLY MAKING 6.50 AN HOUR FOR DOING ALL THE WORK US HIGHER UPS [DON'T WANT] TO DO".  The store manager is NEVER there, and they are ALWAYS on vacation.  Overtime is a no-no, and if you do one minute of overtime they have a hissy-fit and poop their pants over it.

There is also a stupid line EVERY "team member" (another cutesy fuckin' name for TARGET SLAVE) has to ask every "guest", and that is "CAN I HELP YOU FIND SOMETHING?".  First off, most customers HATE being asked if they need help, secondly it's gramatically incorrect, and thirdly [if you don't] ask it and your GSTL/ETL/TL (stupid names for fuckin [supervisors]) catch you NOT saying it you get reprimanded.

Target gives their "team members" a discount that is a measly 10% off.  Target's items are too expensive and you might as well walk your lazy butt to Wal-Mart and buy it for 3 bucks less.

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