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A townie is an English word for a person who: 1. Uses the phrase "Ya Mum" as an insult 2. Thinks that it is cool/hard to use various words beginning with F and S 3. Listens to "Phat Beats" - Blazin Squad, So Solid Crew, Jay-Z (or whatever) etc. 4. Drives a Car such as a Vauxhall Nova or Ford Escort or similar which has A body kit, lowerred suspension, large exhaust, and a huge Subwoofer [in the boot] to make sure that everyone can hear their "Phat Beats" 5. Has a stupid nickname such as "Jubba" or "Staples" 6. Steals mobile phones 7. Wears "Bling Threads" 8. Walks in a stupid, [exaggerated] way 9. Has a [fundamental] disability to pronounce the letter "H" 10. Smokes all the time whilst doing the above 11. Is challenged by a lack of immagination 12. Has a Helly Hansen "Puffer Jacket" 13. Has gelled blonde (dyed) hair
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