Customize - Urban Dictionary Store

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Your Word

Your Definition

A seasonal infestation of Yankees (as well as Midwesterners and Canadians) in sunny warm states in the South such as Florida (and also out West in Arizona).  A snowbird is an elderly Yankee that migrates down to the South to winter when their [natural habitat] of New York, Ohio, or Michigan is too cold for them. Their migration begins in early September and lasts until April.

You can spot a snowbird by it’s white or graying hair color (or sometimes [light blue] or orange form a dye job gone bad), it’s pastel colored clothes, use of sweaters,  socks in sandals or white tennis shoes, dark colored over sized sun glasses, and of course it’s [irritating] Yankee accent. They tend to drive over sized gas guzzling cars such as [Lincolns] and Cadillac’s because they are retired and have the money to spend.

Typically known to drive well under the normal speed in traffic, (about 35 MPH below and in the passing lane) and prone to rubbernecking therefore making places such as Florida the traffic accident capital of the US. Other than making driving conditions terrible for Native Floridians and other [Southerners], snowbirds also infest restaurants, post offices, stores, doctor’s office’s by the droves making it next to [impossible] to get it during the winter months. They in turn complain about how crowed it is and how they have to wait in line.

Even though tourist traps love snowbirds because of the revenue they bring, most people who are native to the states the snowbirds visit hate them with a passion and wish they’d go home.

Text fits

Menu

Pro Customization

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Shopping Assistant