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A peanut is a small, semi-hard protrusion of tissue at or just inside [the anus]. A peanut results from having a case of "ass flu" for several days during which the anus is put under [tremendous] and shocking stress. The peanut is usally only detectible when wiping but in some extreme cases it is detectible by the [ass cheeks]. A peanut never heals completely. Even if it becomes undetectible, you will always live in fear of its return.
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