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A stupid spyware-program that shows a [purple monkey] talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually [downloaded] by retarded [little kids] using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.
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